And What

No new band members, no overdose, no album release party. Someone asked me if I was going to do anything special tonight but I don' t know what they were talking about. Anyway, I guess I'll leave work and go home.

Your new favorite band is here...

I have found my first band member. He shall play the drums, or "skins". That's a little rock and roll lingo for you. Now go impress your little friends.

Cedric seems like a cool enough guy. I won't have to kill him on the tour bus. He already knows how to play so I just have to make him write some songs and we'll be set. I've been sneaking around putting heroin in his cereal for a few days and it's already having a good effect. It's been pretty amusing watching the changes. The first time he thought his allergies were acting up, then he thought we had the best jam session ever, and now he thinks it's just my vibe. Cedric may actually be disappointed when he finds out I've been drugging him so he can write some good songs and reach his artistic potential. I know, I know, I shouldn't let the drummer write.

Now I just need a guitar player and a bass player and a singer.

Other things I did today:

1. Slept late
2. Watched Napolean Dynamite for the first time.
3. Updated my blog.

Nap Dyn is a good flick. Got it for Christmas and just got around to watching it today.

Dec 26

Back from Christmas and it was great.

December 23

I went to the office Christmas party last night. I've been here for about 8 months but since I'm an introvert(shy, I don't talk as much as an outgoing, or extroverted person), I really don't know many people here, so I felt pretty uncomfortable. I hate being around a large group of people. A large group consisting of myself and any two other people. Everyone was cool though. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

I got my Christmas bonus too. Before I came here I worked for a certain SuperMegaCorp. It's surprising how much more generous this small company has been to me than that place ever was. Did I mention that I'm terrible at my job?

Anyway, I'm looking forward to seeing everyone at home on the holidays. Once that's over with, I think I will start my own band. I have no life anyway, and as the party showed me, I'm completely out of touch with the rest of the world. Then, maybe I'll have something to post in here.

My band isn't going to be some poser, emo, I-have-a-tattoo-so-I-must-be-punk-or-rock-or-alternative-or-whatever-else-makes-me-legitimate crap. We're doing straight up pop rock. Just kidding.

If all I knew of myself was this blog, I would think I was a pretentious, hate filled moron. I would be right.

eMerry Christmase

Warning

This blog contains small parts and may be a choking hazard.

Nonstop

I'm at work and I'm pretty sure no one here likes me. Wait!

Yeah, they hate me.

Epic Sixth Post

My sixth post and I've run out of things to say. It just goes to show that you, as an audience, do not inspire me.

Check this out. It was brought to my attention a while back, I just forgot about it. Impressive though.

Reno Powers does not update his website. Something must be done about this.

I am not looking forward to Christmas. It would be much better if everyone agreed to skip the presents this year. I'm not a kid anymore so I really don't care about the presents.

To be honest, I don't think anyone reads this thing.

End of post.

Update

Oh, so I start a blog and all of a sudden I'm responsible for updating it all the time?