News of News

I was going to let this blog die. Or stay dead, depending on how you look at it, but Suri Cruise has been unveiled!!!!! The offspring of actor and lately social pariah Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes has been seen in public!!!! Wow!! Finally I can sleep!! But I don't want to!! Now that I have a chance to see this kid who I'll never meet or care about aside from the fact that this kid is the spawn of Cruise, I don't know what else to do with my life. I'll just cross this off my list:

Catch a glimps of Suri Cruise
Pay $3.00 for a gallon of gas
Start a blog and quickly let it die


There. Now I just need to kill 18 years until I get to see this rugrat in Playboy, or Playgirl. I don't even know what it is but I have to see it naked. Not for sexual reasons, but because it is the offspring of 2, count 'em, 2 celebrities!!!