Go Big, Go Long or Go Home

I wish I could hear that several more times for the next week. It's everywhere! We get it. We heard. Is there anyone who hasn't heard this yet? I'm trying to imagine the 'TomKat' wedding here. I hate the news. With a couch tromping passion. There should be a ban on the military or government saying anything that could possibly be reduced to a 10 second sound bite and played over and over and over for the next 50,080,099 hours. Or until OJ or TomKat pops their head up again for some money grabbing attention. I just want to set my tv on fire, roll its flaming corpse out into the street and shoot it, then run it over and urinate on it. And then go buy a nice new tv, cancel my useless cable get Direct TV, cancel it, burn that tv, load its flaming corpse into my car, drive to the nearest tv station and enter through the window, without bothering to get out of my car, and aim at anyone and everyone I find there with the by now flaming tv car with screaming kamikaze driver.

I know, not my best post. Then again, what is?