This is the best election ever!

Wow, it just doesn't stop. Democrats pick up both houses of congress, several Governor spots, and now Britney Spears accepted the will of the people and ousted Kevin Federline as her rappin' husband. I hear he will remain in some capacity as her baby's daddy though. Oh, and Rumsfeld is out.

In almost completely unrelated news, all of our problems are solved. The democrats fixed them all this morning.

And world peace is now attainable. Everyone is so caught up in Britney's divorce, they are eager to focus all of the world's hate on that bad old Fa-Ked. Did I spell that right?