At least that's what I'm guessing since all the alleged "news" is about Rosie and Trump. As soon as I finish this post I'm grabbing my trusty Clipboard Of Grievances and heading out to start a petition. I'm trying to get every TV station to raise their standards by only showing a 5 minute video of a dog defecating on a continuous loop. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I don't even care who provides the video or what kind of dog it is. As long as I don't have to hear about this any more. No more of So N So getting involved on 1 side or the other. I don't want to hear what Barbara Walters has to say. She has the ability to take an interesting subject, and promptly ask the dumbest cringe-inducing questions you could think of. I accidentally stumbled on 1 of her specials not long ago, and since the subject seemed reasonably interesting, I made the mistake of trying to watch it. She was talking to a Palestinian in prison who tried to be a suicide bomber. He said something to the effect of he believed everyone who was not a Muslim was going to Hell, so this legendary interviewer/journalist(?) comes back with the obvious question on everyone's mind, which was something like, "I'm not a Muslim. Do you want me to go to Hell?" I'm sure his answer was more gracious than mine would have been. Thankfully I turned the channel before my already suffering I.Q. took another hit. It didn't save me from the convulsions and nightmares though.
Here's my prediction of how this thing will play out. If everyone assumes I'm right, maybe we can all skip this mess and get on with real life.
The mudslinging continues, with no end(or point) in sight. Meredeth What's-Her-Face gets involved, as does anyone else with sagging ratings or a movie, tv show, or CD coming out. Hollywood is soon embroiled in this huge, world shaking battle between 2 people no one likes.Then Walters, taking advantage of a backstage fight, and fires Rosie. Since Trump is the only person who actually talks to her, she gets a job hosting The Apprentice: Tenny, Minnesota.
Sure, there are only 7 citizens, but I'm sure they will do their best to get rid of the show. Everyone's happy. The day is won. Of course, in the 28 years until this feud is finished, nothing else of consequence happens.
Here are some things that I'm sure no one cared about in the mean time:
That last 1 is really big. He's been missing in action for a while, I suspect due to a run in with the PC police. They can detain you indefinitely now, but you wouldn't know that because you were watching Rosie and Trump go at it.
